Is the server on? 29/11/2016 16:52

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Original: O servidor está ligado?

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real story;
User (on phone): Your system is not working on any machine here...
Programmer: Is the server on?
User: Yes.
Programmer: Okay, I'll be there soon to see it...
(on server's room)
User: Did you see? The server is on, but the system is not working anywhere...
Programmer: The server is off. That light is from your no-break!
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T-shirt: I would have to stand up to get more coffee anyway

I had no time 28/11/2016 15:47

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Original: Não tive tempo

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string sender = "@diego_rsilva";
Wife: Honey, did you search in the internet that thing I asked you earlier today?
Programmer: No, sorry, I had no time. I had a lot of things to do...
Wife: A lot of things? But you spent all day in front of the computer...
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It worked yesterday 24/11/2016 19:16

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Original: Ontem funcionava

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real story;
string sender = "william";

Boss: The customer called and told that the feature "X" stop working, and yesterday it was working well. Check the server and the databases and blah blah blah...
(later...)
Programmer: I checked and it's really not working. And it's the same on every server, even on our test version. Are you sure that it was working yesterday?
Boss: I don't know.
Programmer: PLOP!
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T-shirt: Never believe the user

Optimized procedure 22/11/2016 13:58

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Original: Fast & Fatal

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real story;
string sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride";

Programmer: Alonso, you need to optimize that procedure. It takes too long to execute...
Alonso: Okay...
(30 min later...)
Alonso: I did it...
Programmer: Oh, let me see... Geez! How fast! How did you do it?
Alonso: I just commented 3 updates and it got fast...
Programmer: PLOP!
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Is it clear? 21/11/2016 10:17

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Original: Está claro?

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real story;
string sender = "von_e";

Boss: So, I already scheduled with the client the installation for tomorrow...
(Programmer chokes with coffee)
Programmer: Tomorrow??? What? How? Why? Nobody told us! No email, no call, nothing! It has to be clear to us at development before...
Boss: Well, it's quite clear on my head. If it's unclear to you...
Programmer: PLOP!
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T-shirt: As clear as a Vogon

Integration table 03/11/2016 16:30

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Original: Tabela de integração

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real story;
string sender = "Eduardo";

Alonso: Ready! I finished the integration table from user's database to our database...
(Later...)
Programmer: Alonso, why didn't you store our database ID in the integration table?
Alonso: Well, no one told me the user wants that thing...
Programmer: PLOP!
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Hallowindows!! 31/10/2016 16:08

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Scared?

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Hallowindows!
This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.
(Jason's mask, with BSOD)

Our site is slow 25/10/2016 14:56

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Original: O site está demorando para carregar

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real story;
string sender = "Daniel";

Boss: Our site is very slow, could you check what is happening?
Programmer: The internet is down, boss...
Boss: Hmmm... It could be that, right?
Programmer: PLOP!
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T-shirt: Could be

Click there! 20/10/2016 11:23

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Original: Botão com erro

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real story;
string sender = "Rômulo Nóbrega";

(Presentation...)
User: So, the system crashes when I click on that button
Programmer: Okay, I'll see it later on your machine
User: No, as it is already open, click there...
Programmer: It's only an image, not the real system
User: Come on, do you have any problem on clicking it in front of me? Click there and I'll show it to you now!
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T-shirt: I quit!

Gadgets 14/10/2016 04:35

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Original: Gadgets

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Programmer: So... Did you go out with gisele?
Alex: We broke up... She thought I was lying to her...
Programmer: Were you?
Alex: No... We went to my home, so now she thinks I have a son and didn't told her... She said that only if I have a child I would have so many "eletronic toys"...
Programmer: Sad...
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T-shirt: I <3 gadgets

 

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