Artigos marcados com a tag plop

Browsers 22/08/2016 12:52

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Navegadores Transcription ↓string sender = "Reinaldo Fiorentini"; User: Listen: Your system is not working... It's blah blah blah... I'm a lawyer and I blah blah blah... Programmer: Ok. Are you using firefox, as requested? User: Yes, I am. Programmer: Ok.() leia mais

It's not working 25/07/2016 15:51

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Não funciona Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Felipe (@hupfauer)"; User: Your system is not working! Programmer: Explain it better...() leia mais

Security first! 08/12/2015 00:43

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Segurança acima de tudo! Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "edio"; Boss: The password must be encrypted to store it on database... Programmer: Great! No problem! Boss: Then it must have a copy of unencrypted password to send it by email...() leia mais

Which operating system? 30/11/2015 23:30

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Qual sistema operacional? Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Robson Oliveira"; (Alonso talking to a partner) Partner: Which operating system are you using? Alonso: Which operating system? Wait a minute...() leia mais

Mistaken 12/11/2015 22:20

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Engano Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Eduardo Nicioli"; Programmer: Hi, we're waiting a call from a customer. Nobody called yet? Secretary: No, just one call till now, but it was a mistaken...() leia mais

Reproducing the error 05/11/2015 00:44

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Reproduzindo o erro Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "André Lana"; Alonso: I still can't reproduce here the user's error... Programmer: Ok, so we'll have to debug it on customer's office... (A little later...() leia mais

Put it in the cloud 03/11/2015 23:19

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Coloca na nuvem Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Luan"; Wife: Honey, I want a place to keep my files safe. I'm afraid to keep them on an external drive and it breaks... Programmer: So, put them in the cloud... Wife: The cloud?() leia mais

Changing password 15/10/2015 09:24

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Alterar senha Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Diego Hellas"; Programmer: After log in, type: set password = password('newpass'); Programmer: Did it work? Alonso: Yeah... But now my password is "newpass"... How can I change it?() leia mais

Documentation 21/03/2015 11:31

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Documentação Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Mike"; Boss: Our client said his users don't know how to use the program. So, write a documentation to them. Programmer: Ok, I'll do it and include it on help section (Some time later...() leia mais

Blank screen 27/01/2014 07:04

Original: Ficou em branco Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Thiago Elias Rezende"; User: I filled out all fields, then I clicked on "save", but it's now a blank screen Programmer: Okay. But there is no error message? User: Wait, I'll see it... (2 minutes later...) User: I'm back.() leia mais

 

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