Artigos marcados com a tag plop

Important issues 19/04/2018 15:43

The .tech domains have been adopted by many tech companies. It's common, today, to find out websites like ces.tech, viacom.tech or hipsters.tech. That's why we changed our domain to programmerslife.tech. And we're in a partnership with Radix to offer a great deal: with >VDP18 coupon you can register your .() leia mais

I already have the domain 15/03/2018 02:41

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Já tenho o domínio Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "@rogeriocs"; User: I'm starting a new business and I want to hire you to create an e-commerce for it... Programmer: Cool, what will you gonna sell? User: I don't know yet...() leia mais

Right Column 30/01/2017 09:46

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Coluna Logo Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "marlon de frança xavier"; Programmer: Alonso, who did create the products table? Alonso: Me... Programmer: Why does it has a column named "right" storing the products' barcodes? Alonso: The boss asked for...() leia mais

ls-l 24/01/2017 03:31

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: ls -l Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "leonidas kirotawa"; Alonso: You know about Linux, right? How can I list the files in terminal? Programmer: Type "ls -l" Alonso: No, it's not right... "Command not found" Programmer: It can't be, It's native...() leia mais

A copy of the error 16/01/2017 04:12

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Fax Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Kako Silva"; User: Did you receive a copy of the error? Programmer: Yes, but... I received only a blank page. I think the intern scanned the wrong side of the report... User: No, that's the error.() leia mais

It worked yesterday 24/11/2016 19:16

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Ontem funcionava Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "william"; Boss: The customer called and told that the feature "X" stop working, and yesterday it was working well. Check the server and the databases and blah blah blah... (later...() leia mais

Optimized procedure 22/11/2016 13:58

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Fast & Fatal Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride"; Programmer: Alonso, you need to optimize that procedure. It takes too long to execute... Alonso: Okay... (30 min later...) Alonso: I did it... Programmer: Oh, let me see... Geez! How fast!() leia mais

Integration table 03/11/2016 16:30

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Tabela de integração Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Eduardo"; Alonso: Ready! I finished the integration table from user's database to our database... (Later...) Programmer: Alonso, why didn't you store our database ID in the integration table?() leia mais

Happy?!? 12/09/2016 03:58

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Feliz?!? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Daniel Chaves"; (It happened on a Programmer's Day) Friend: Hey, happy Programmer's Day! Programmer: Thanks! You too! Friend: What?? No, no way!! God! I'm not a programmer! No, God forbid! Programmer: PLOP!() leia mais

CSV Error 23/08/2016 10:28

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Joseph Kreifels II"; User: Hi, can you help us?

 

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