Artigos marcados com a tag real

I already have the domain 15/03/2018 02:41

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Já tenho o domínio Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "@rogeriocs"; User: I'm starting a new business and I want to hire you to create an e-commerce for it... Programmer: Cool, what will you gonna sell? User: I don't know yet...() leia mais

Right Column 30/01/2017 09:46

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Coluna Logo Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "marlon de frança xavier"; Programmer: Alonso, who did create the products table? Alonso: Me... Programmer: Why does it has a column named "right" storing the products' barcodes? Alonso: The boss asked for...() leia mais

ls-l 24/01/2017 03:31

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: ls -l Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "leonidas kirotawa"; Alonso: You know about Linux, right? How can I list the files in terminal? Programmer: Type "ls -l" Alonso: No, it's not right... "Command not found" Programmer: It can't be, It's native...() leia mais

The amazing legend of John Two Spaces 20/01/2017 18:01

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: A incrível lenda do João Dois Espaços Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Anonymous Student "; Programmer: Duuuude!!! The primary key of this database is the student's name? Alex: Weird, uh? It's legacy and no one is allowed to change...() leia mais

A copy of the error 16/01/2017 04:12

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Fax Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Kako Silva"; User: Did you receive a copy of the error? Programmer: Yes, but... I received only a blank page. I think the intern scanned the wrong side of the report... User: No, that's the error.() leia mais

Since when women know about programming? 14/01/2017 09:52

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Desde quando mulher sabe programar? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Tammy Alcala"; (2 guys talking) Guy: ... And also a Warlocks team, especially if they were 2 warlocks using fear + succubus Programmer (woman): Wow!() leia mais

Strong colors 12/01/2017 14:23

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Cores fortes Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Kassi"; User: I want you change the colors of the software Programmer: Alright, what colors do you want? User: Strong colors, vibrating ones...() leia mais

Responsible 02/12/2016 14:41

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Responsáveis Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Hudson Moreira"; Alex: So, let's do lunch? Programmer: Man... We can't leave this code this way... They will think we're lazy...() leia mais

Why didn't I think of that 30/11/2016 16:01

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Por que não pensei nisso antes? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Andrei Izidro"; Programmer: Boss, what do you think about automatize the updates of payment statuses? We would save a lot of time Boss: No, no...() leia mais

Is the server on? 29/11/2016 16:52

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: O servidor está ligado? Transcription ↓real story; User (on phone): Your system is not working on any machine here... Programmer: Is the server on? User: Yes. Programmer: Okay, I'll be there soon to see it... (on server's room) User: Did you see?() leia mais

 

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