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Important issues 19/04/2018 15:43

The .tech domains have been adopted by many tech companies. It's common, today, to find out websites like ces.tech, viacom.tech or hipsters.tech. That's why we changed our domain to programmerslife.tech. And we're in a partnership with Radix to offer a great deal: with >VDP18 coupon you can register your .() leia mais

Our site is slow 25/10/2016 14:56

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeOriginal: O site está demorando para carregarTranscription ↓real story;string sender = "Daniel";Boss: Our site is very slow, could you check what is happening?Programmer: The internet is down, boss...Boss: Hmmm... It could be that, right?Programmer: PLOP!--T-shirt: Could be

Earn money 11/10/2016 11:09

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Ganhar dinheiro com site Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "ronan"; User: I want you to create a new website for me, because I want to earn a lot of money from it Programmer: Okay, but what kind of site? User: Well, you are the specialist...() leia mais

The intern's dream 27/09/2016 10:52

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: O sonho do estagiário Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Felipe Kataoka Teshirogi"; Alex: ha ha ha.. Programmer: What's going on? Alex: Did you ever ask the intern why he wants to be a programmer? Programmer: No...() leia mais

Top secret 26/09/2016 14:15

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Top secret Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "André Barbosa"; User: I have a revolutionary idea for a website, which will make a lot of money! How much do you charge to develop it? Programmer: I need more details to estimate the costs...() leia mais

Web development 16/08/2016 02:43

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Sistema para web Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "@notsodeep"; Boss: Finally, after 8 months of development, the system is what we expected. Now I need you to turn it accessible online Programmer: What?? But it wasn't designed this way.() leia mais

A fluffy site 03/08/2016 14:28

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Site fofo Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "@tberne"; Programmer: So, what do you expect from your site? User: I would like a fluffy site! Programmer: Uh... And what do you mean by "fluffy"? User: Well... A fluffy site, like... cottony!() leia mais

New site 11/04/2016 17:05

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Novo site Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Stefano"; Boss: We have to create a website on 15 days! Programmer: But it's a simple site, just html and css? Boss: No. A complete one, with pictures too! (Programmer's glass breaking) -- T-shirt: 3.() leia mais

Nothing red 19/11/2015 23:45

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Nada vermelho Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Cyber Alex"; Programmer: So, this is how your site looks after we apply the new layout... User: No, you have to change this!() leia mais

Blacklist 22/09/2015 21:47

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeOriginal: BlacklistTranscription ↓Boss: The customer asked if we have a list of sites to block at work...Programmer: Oh, yes. Wait a minute...Programmer: Alonso, please, just send me your browsing history...

 

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